Vintage "Asian Elvis" Figure (from lamp?) partially restored

Description

If Elvis Presley and Bruce Lee were combined into the matter teleportation machine from "The Fly," turned into a kitschy mid-century lamp (probably made in China - and roughly sized like a G.I. Joe action figure), then been discarded and partially restored, this is very much what the outcome would be.
I suspect the original parts of the figure were part of a lamp, though all traces of such are long gone.  The cape and the glitter remain, as do the dodgy attempts to reproduce "feet."   This bad-boy needs help, and probably wants to be locked in virtual combat with another action figure on somebody's display case.
The cape! The totally un-Elvis facial features! The glitter! The whole package says, "take me home, and make me whole again."  Much like a misbehaving bad boyfriend, its up to you to "fix him."
Shipping may be on the high side because the size of this oddball ephemeral item is awkward, and it will need a boatload of bubble wrap to transcend to its next incarnation on a higher plane of existence.
Shipping to continental US only.
If my USPS shipping cost is lower that the "calculated" price, I will refund the difference.